Hmm, how about here? YOU ALL BLOW.
I don't see any Mike Goldbergs on this team. No one should have a big head about their ability. We're all past our prime (actually if I am being honest, technically I am probably still at my peak - too bad my peak isn't that high to begin with). Some of us may still have athletic ability worth showcasing on another stage, some among us may have even at one time had a great skillset involving a sport with a bat and a ball, but these times have come and gone and do not exist on Sunday mornings.
We're playing fucking D division slow pitch softball. No one should be bragging about anything. You think you're hot shit? You're worth talking about? Good for you, kid.
You gotta be kidding me.
So as my first statement, I want everyone to remember what this is and to seriously leave the ego at home. This team doesn't need you to carry it, and if carrying it is the crowning achievement of your athletic life and means so much to you...I don't know, I'm sorry things didn't work out for you better.
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