Things Your Fiancée Should Never Say

It's fucking freezing in the bedroom.  So I go to bed last night, and my wonderful fiancée starts rubbing my happy parts.  At least one of us is in the mood.  I just want to sleep cause I have to shovel in the morning.  Anyway, her wandering hands get down to business, and then I hear it: "Baby, where's your penis?"

Ok.  Like I said, it's cold in there!  I told her to look harder, it was there.

"Oh!  There it is...I didn't know it could get that small!"

Thanks babe.

Then, in this week's installment of "Things Your Brother Should Never Say," I texted the conversation to my sister, who insisted that I have micropenis - which is real!  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis